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The internet is broken again. Fortunately, we’ve got a couple of options that can help get you out of this mess you’re in:

  1. You can try searching in the giant search box at the top of the page, where it says, “Enter Search Here”. I mention this because it’s the most often overlooked element on this site. Maybe next time I’ll try making it even bigger.
  2. You can head on over to the front page and take it again from the top. This might require some slowing down and a bit of patience on your part, but as in all things requiring patience, you will be rewarded.
  3. You can return from whence you came. If you don’t want to be here, I don’t want you hanging around causing trouble.
  4. OR, you can read this totally random article that we dug up for fun. It's called "Red Agave" - it's pretty good.

Thanks for visiting, and cheers!

Jeffrey Morgenthaler