The mojito education bus keeps on rollin’ on over here. Thanks to Joe Bartender for finding this brilliant (read: boobalicious) instructional video embedded below:
To recap, here’s the recipe:
1. Pick some mint for your mojito. Wink!
2. Put some ice like America.
3. Split half of the cup to half of the cup (to each glass the mixture).
4. Use “one part” of Bacardi rum.
5. Put “three parts” of club soda.
6. Make some lemon on side of glass.
7. Toast yourself and drink both glasses.
Enjoy!
And don’t forget to see another great instructional video here.
Did anybody else notice that she sort of gives the Bacardi bottle a small hand job before she presents it? In America we like the dirty, much very.
I love America ice! It’s the best!
I certainly hope it’s sexy mint, Steve!
Why does the word “part” need air quotes? Is it not an actual word? Or is she just pouring whatever the hell she wants into her glasses?
I’m glad I have my own fresh mint garden in the backyard. I’m going to try one of these sexy drinks today!
She’s not even that good looking.
classic.
YouTube, ladies and gentlemen.
Woo! That has a keek!
I think that’s a tranny.
If you like this one, you should check out some of her other YouTube videos. I think this is the only one that displays her mad mixology skills – but how can you go wrong with titles like:
Renata Does Bananas
Renata Does Polish Sausage
and
Renata Does Santa
I love the internet!
Haha! I love that the one “part” of rum is almost as much as the three “parts” of soda water she puts in. What a gifted mixologist… *ahem*
I would really like to say something here, but I am at a total loss for words. Oh, I know! At least the mint was fresh!
Cheers!
that is ridiculously hilarious! love her.
It… I… She… There just aren’t any words for that.
I guess all I can say is yes, strange European woman who needs a larger shirt, it is hot here. From the heat my brain cells are generating as they die.